Sleeping Warrior AU: Aurora falls in love with Mulan and Ping, not realizing they are the same person.
These are so well done…
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
Never thought I’d be getting pedantic about a Rent GIF set of all things, but here we are!
The line is “mutual masturbation” which feels kind of important here.
OH GOD I DIDN’T SEE THAT.
How do you even get ‘mucho’?
No, wait, it is definitely supposed to be mucho. I just listened to both recordings to verify. It’s a joke about how lonely Mark is.
I’m totally seeing it as both now that I’m looking it up - WHERE MY RENT NERDS AT, WHATS THE STORY HERE?
16 year old me would have never thought, “If I have a question about RENT lyrics in the future, I can just ask Anthony Rapp on the internet and he’ll answer within the hour.”
technology is magical.
They took 4 women off the streets and made them cover models.
Definitely an interesting take on all those photoshop videos out there.
I like this one a lot.
Error is a hardy plant; it flourisheth in every soil;
In the heart of the wise and good, alike with the wicked and foolish;
For there is no error so crooked, but it hath in it some lines of truth;
Nor is any poison so deadly, that it serveth not some wholesome use.
Martin Farquhar Tupper (via observando)
"Behold my powers! I am the most powerful Pokémon in the…..Is that a cupcake?"